My jaw really hurts on the right side, and it makes it hard to chew stuff. Nyahhh.
It's almost time for bed (well, it's actually way passed my bed time) so this is just going to be a quick and pointless update.
I have a boyfriend now. Squeeeeeeee.
I'm a huge procrastinator. It blows. But I'm getting better.
Back to school tomorow. =[ Don't want to go. I have to write a Personal Response essay and a Critical Response essay in like.. 3 hours or less. Yuck.
It's almost time for bed (well, it's actually way passed my bed time) so this is just going to be a quick and pointless update.
I have a boyfriend now. Squeeeeeeee.
I'm a huge procrastinator. It blows. But I'm getting better.
Back to school tomorow. =[ Don't want to go. I have to write a Personal Response essay and a Critical Response essay in like.. 3 hours or less. Yuck.
[Pulits] So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist.
[Maltos] Why the fuck I have the impression this is going to be nasty?
[Pulits] They're all in jail. So suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat!"
[Pulits] And everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we shit on it!"
[Pulits] Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!"
[Maltos] Ok dude this is sick.
[Pulits] Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!"
[Maltos] Jesus leave the cat alone!
[Pulits] So the fetichist is like "And then, we dildo rape it!"
[Pulits] Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!"
[Maltos] What does the masochist says, then?
[Pulits] "Miau."
[Maltos] HAHAHAHA. XD
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[@Keron] no i think only catholics can confess
[@LordBrian] time to convert
[@Keron] no need to convert
[@Keron] jesus has already prepaid your visa sin card
[@Keron] he's already predied for your sins
[@Keron] it's like being preapproved to sin
[@liwei] that must have been a spectacular death
[@Keron] only if you don't accept him as your savior, then instead of breaking your knee caps like a loan shark
[@Keron] he sends you to hell
[@Keron] kind of a bum deal if you ask me.
[@LordBrian] sounds like a jew all right