January 15th, 2007

06:49 am
"If you ever see an endangered animal, cheer for it. Or give it a quarter or something."

I've had more boy drama this half of the school year than in my entire life. I wish it wasn't like this, but that's how I roll, apparently. At least my life isn't boring. Or something. Jason says the scales are slowly tipping and one minute I feel like I know in which direction, the other minute I feel I don't know anything. He's just trying to throw me off though. He wants me to talk with Landon (his roommate, who happens to be a pretty cool guy, in my opinion) still, and I'm a tad nervous about it. *shrug* But you know, whatever.

I'm feeling really sick today..I think it's just nerves because I'm writing part A of my English Diploma Exam. 2 essays (1 personal response, 1 critical response) in 3 hours. I think that we don't even get to have mp3 players with us, which is gonna blow major balls. I got 100% (30/30) on my last critical essay which gave me a confidence boost, but I'm still not that great at them so I hope I pass the critical essay part and do really good on the personal response. I really want to nap right...I hope I don't freeze up.

God I'm so lazy when it comes to trying to make my clothes look half decent. I'm serious, lol. I'm glad I only have 3 days left of being at school. Yay. Then I can go back to being a slob and wearing comfy clothes/pajamas for 11 weeks.
Current Mood: tired and nervous
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03:23 pm
vocabulary lesson

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask
your
brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
back
and tell me what you learned from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Mom, would you sleep with
Robert
Redford for one million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I
would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to
a
great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I love Brad Pitt!
I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course I would" the brother replied.
"Do
you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially
and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes sir. Potentially you and I are sitting on three
million dollars..... but realistically.......we are living with two
sluts
and a queer."
Current Mood: exhausted
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03:54 pm

So. Someone should make me an icon that says " 'Cause that's how I roll." It doesn't have to be fancy or complicated..Just nice looking. Ooh. And another icon that says "Bitch plz!". =]
Current Mood: hyper
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