.[a beautiful lie].

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:57:08 GMT

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 00:09:11 GMT

Gonna switch journals. These are the ideas I have for new user names so far. VOTE PLEASE!

obstructedview
obstructed_view

generationlost
generation_lost

ohmyjuliet
oh_my_juliet

blackcadillac
black_cadillac

paperwings
paper_wings

paralyzer
paralyzer_
_paralyzer

receptionfades
reception_fades

float_on

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:25:18 GMT

[FINISH...]
I HATE: those days where no matter what I do, I still feel shitty, fat, ugly, and like I'll never be good enough for anyone.
I MISS: having a dog to walk.
I HEAR: the tv (ctv news) and modest mouse.
I REGRET: A few things.
I LIKE: ranting in my journals/blogging in general.
I DANCE: like a spaztic monkey
I SING: loudly, badly, and obnoxiously
I GOT THIS SURVEY FROM: CHAR FTW
I SHOULD: be doing many things but I'm doing this survey because I am addicted to these bitches.

[WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF...]
RYAN: Jen's friend Ryan...At first I thought he was an asshole, but he's a pretty cool person, as is all of Jen's friends.
DOUG: The cartoon show! With Patty Mayonaise
JOHN: My first jr.high crush, lawlz.
SCOTT: My sister's super quiet friend.
KENNY: south park.

[IN THE LAST FEW DAYS, HAVE YOU...]
GOT HIGH?: perhaps. i get high on JESUS roflmao.
GOT DRUNK?: I got tipsy on saturday.
KISSED SOMEONE?: yah =]
CRIED?: naw
HELPED SOMEONE?: sorta
GOTTEN ILL?: naw
GONE TO THE CINEMA: naw
GONE OUT FOR DINNER?: no but on sunday me 'n jason ordered pizza.
SAID "I LOVE YOU"?: yah. i say it to my parents and jason every day.
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER?: no
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?: lawl yes
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS?: negative

[WOULD YOU EVER...]
1. EAT AN INSECT?: done it
2. BUNGEE JUMP?: yes
3. HANG GLIDE?:yes
4. KILL SOMEONE?: if i felt it was necessary
5. WALK ON HOT COALS?: uh no
6. GO OUT TO EAT WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER?: sure if they arent a rapist.
7. GO OUT WITH SOMEONE FOR THEIR REPUTATION?: naw
8. BE A VEGETARIAN?: never
9. PURPOSELY HURT SOMEONE?: sure.
10. RUN A RED LIGHT?: uh sure
11. DYE YOUR HAIR BLUE?: yes
17. MAKE SOMEONE CRY?: i unno
19. STAY UP ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT: done it.

[THE LAST PERSON WHO...]
1. SLEPT ON THE SAME BED WITH YOU?: jason
2. SAW YOU CRY?: jason or my mom
3. YOU SAW CRY?: jason
4. WENT TO THE CINEMA WITH?: jason
5. WENT TO DINNER/LUNCH WITH?: jason
6. THAT CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE: jason
7. THAT YOU CALLED ON THE PHONE: jason
8. TEXT YOU: no idea
9. MADE YOU LAUGH: rei-chan

[DO YOU PREFER]
1. FLOWERS OR CANDY ? flowersss
2. GRAY OR BLACK?: black
3. COLOR OR BLACK?:colour
5. SUNRISE OR SUNSET?: sunset
6. STAYING UP LATE OR WAKING UP EARLY?: staying up late

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:23:56 GMT

I must admit. Jason is very good at avoiding answering my question of if he thinks I'm fat.

My cat talks.

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:57:59 GMT

It's true.

Number one

Number two

Number three

Listen to them.

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:35:32 GMT

I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
Oh God it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
All I know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

Such an amazing song. It gives me chills.

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:44:29 GMT

pics are kinda big...hair looks better in real life. Will take better pics later maybe.

Before

During

After

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:20:26 GMT

I bleached my hair.

Pics coming soon.

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:51:50 GMT

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings.
Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from "Aunt Flo". Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women.

In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... which brings me to the reason for my letter.

Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period." Are you fucking kidding me?

What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong", or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep... Always.

Best,

Wendi Aarons
Austin, TX

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:08:18 GMT

Give me suggestions for a new username, please? =]

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:56:13 GMT

Thinking of switching journals. Back in November I got an email from my mom saying she knew what I was doing, because she had read it on one of my online journals. Ever since then I've been paranoid as hell. If I do end up switching then I'll let you know by leaving a comment in your journal with my new user name.

Feeling super lonely right now...I was looking forward to Jason coming over today, but because he smoked a lot of pot with Caylon, Aaron, and Landon, he didn't sleep much so he overslept when he had his nap this afternoon. He was planning on coming early in the morning but he wasn't showered and he thought I wasn't going to be up so he decided to nap and then shower and catch a ride with Landon. But that didn't happen, so now I feel all super disappointed and super lonely.

I feel like bawling my eyes out. Being a girl blows. I really want chocolate or ice cream, or ...

Sorry. My neighbours got into a really fucking intense fight so i was listening at my window and spying to make sure shit didn't get violent.

Gonna update more later.

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:59:23 GMT

So Jason is gonna audition for some theatre job in Fort Mcleod. He might either stay in Fort Mcleod or at Melinda's (the girl he didn't choose).

THAT really bothers me. If he stays with Melinda for two months. I love him, and I trust him, but I do not fucking trust her at all. And I really wouldn't like it if he stayed there for two fucking months.

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:03:51 GMT

- still fat
- still lazy
- still super far behind on my correspondance shit.

I fucking fail at life.

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:51:30 GMT

http://www.43things.com/person/ColdReverie

Addicting.

Lol.

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:45:56 GMT

I don't update much now, lol. Sorry guys. I do read your entries every day and I comment when I have something to say.

Not much has happened, I think. Lol.

Point form:

- Spent thursday,friday, and most of saturday @ Jason's house. Was awesome :)
- Last Wednesday we took my mom to the hospital because she was having bad pain in her abdomen...Turns out she was having a gall stone attack caused by something fatty she ate so now she has to carefully watch what she eats.
- I procrastinate too much.
- Jason and I have been going out for a month (since tuesday)..Squee. We're going to the museum on friday then we're gonna walk around in the coulees and take pictures...Then later we are going to a movie.

Not really anything else I can say...I'll probably update tomorow. Maybe.

I feel so gross and ugly. For some reason my face hates me. It decided to break out super bad and now I dont want to go out in public. Ewwww.

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:51:55 GMT

Finger Eleven - Paralyzer

Its a good song.

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:25:34 GMT

Copied directly from : http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:

I got a vasectomy.

I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.

I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.

We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.

Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.

At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.

So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batshit insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.

Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.

It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.

I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.

She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"

Well, she goes batshit insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.

I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.

I tell her simply, "You're screwed".

Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.

I continue. "I am sterile"

Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of shit. You're trapped and you know it."

I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."

This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "Bullshit, those are fakes."

I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."

I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.

I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.

Epilogue -

I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.

The Moral of the Story -

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.

DO ITTT

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:59:42 GMT

Create your own Friend Test here

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:09:12 GMT

I'd love nothing more than to cuddle and nap with Jason right now.
Had a fun weekend with him.
I wish I could sleep with him every night, lol. It just feels that nice.
I'm a lucky lucky girl.
♥♥♥

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:45:30 GMT

I need to update more...Or not :P

Lol. I mostly just spend my time at Jason's, or in my room. Sleeping. And procrastinating like fuck.

Went and saw Ghost Rider with Jason and Josh on Tuesday. I was a bit skeptical about the movie, but it turned out to be pretty damn good. So that was fun. Decided I was going to sleep at Jason's. Watched a movie, played some video games, drank some wine. Went to bed. Woke up. Made hamburger helper. Showered. Did dishes. Watched a movie. Landon and Jen came back, so we smoked and played a funny ass Wii game.

Tomorow I'm going to Jason's and will be sleeping over. Again, lol. We might go see The Number 23 tomorow, but if not tomorow then Saturday.

I have to get up at like 7 am tomorow. xD 'Cause I'm gonna bake a cake and bring it over to Jason's for everyone and I gotta clean Emo's cage.

Tuesday afternoon before I left for Jason's, me and my mom went through the shit in my closet and cleaned/orgainzed it...So now I have a bunch of my shit piled on my floor that I need to go through. So my room is messy once again :(

I keep on losing my birth control pills and it's pissing me off.

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:51:37 GMT

I hate you feel all gross when you're getting/having your period. Like right now, my face is just disgusting and I feel reeeeeally ugly.

Weekend went great.
Stayed home Friday.
Went to Jason's on saturday.
Video games @ josh's was fantacularly fun, I think the whole thing went well overall.
Slept at Jason's. Watched a movie (American Beauty) before going to bed. Marijuana products were consumed. I laughed my ass off when the dad was jacking off in bed.

Sunday we woke up... Ate breakfast..Hung out with Landon and Jen for a bit.
Walked to green's.
Came back and watched History of Violence. I fell asleep. Then we went to his room to nap. That was so comfy.
Woke up.
Eventually decided we were going to go to Jason's friend's (Aletha) house.
THAT was fun. More marijuana was consumed. Aletha rocks. She is such an awesome girl. She was playing guitar and singing and she sounded great. I'm jealous of her ability. Haha.

Came home...Went on the computer for a bit then decided I wanted to watch Shrek 2..Got about halfway through it before I passed out.
I'm probably forgetting something...who knows, lol.
Hmm

Anyways.
Tomorow I am cleaning out my closet with my mom. She's helping me with it because most of the shit in there is hers. It should be fun. hahahaha.
Friday I am probably going to Jason's, and will most likely end up sleeping over.
My throat hurts. Annnnnnnnnd I'm tired.

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 20:08:53 GMT

At Jason's right now..Woot. He's in the shower, so I am updating. Last weekend went well. Got hit on by a drunk guy when landon had friends over ; Jason wasn't too pleased.

My Valentine's Day was fantacular. Jason got me a fuzzy kitty stuffie that is holding a heart that says "You're puuurfect", 2 things of Lindt Lindor chocolates, and a candle. =] We went for lunch at The Lighthouse (my faveorite restaurant ever) then walked around downtown for a few hours. He also bought me a Billy Talent poster. <3

Staying at Jason's tonight..Woot-ness. We're gonna watch movies (maybe..if we can get the sound on the TV to work...) then at 7 we're going to Josh's to play video games for a few hours.

More later.

xoxoxo
Julie

Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:11:40 GMT

On friday I went to my therapist appointment then went over to Jason's house..Cuddled, played on his Wii, watched a movie...Had a break from the movie when the pizza came and spent 50 minutes trying to roll a joint with this joint roller his friend lent him..Finally gave up and smoked the pot in a pipe. It was so dry so I got really high really fast. It was funny. I had to phone my mom to see if I could sleep over (I had pretty much decided I was too stoned to go home) and I had to act normal. I thought she was gonna notice. Fun times. So, I slept over. Then today consisted of us waking up at 3 pm and playing video games and cuddling and showering (seperately). I feel like when I left something was wrong or whatever because he didn't hug me or even look at me when I left...But I'm sure it's nothing (I hope).

Got home at about 7 pm and phoned him at 7:30...He said he was going to hang out with a friend and that he'd call me later. But guess WHAT! He didn't fuckin' call. I'm so annoyed (and sad). I hate it when people say they're going to phone and then don't. It's like..Don't fucking tell me you're going to phone if you're not going to phone.But I'll carry on like nothing is wrong. He'll probably bring up the whole "we're moving too fast physically and emotionally" thing... -sigh- I feel trouble coming. Either that or I'm just being paranoid. Let's hope I'm just being paranoid!

Must clean Emo's cage tomorow.

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:19:17 GMT

I discovered another huge pet peeve of mine: When people say they're going to call, and then don't.

In other news, I burned myself once again while straightening my hair and it hurts.

I also have this really ugly looking bruise on my left thigh.

That is all.

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:51:31 GMT

What's the first thing you do when waking up in the morning?
pee

Do you prefer a shower or bath?
shower

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
like..twice.

How often do you find yourself thinking about your ex?
i don't have one..but there's this one guy, that i hardly think about at all now. which rocks. because when I think of him it makes me want to fucking puke.

What kind of cell phone do you have?
LG 245

What would you do with a 10 bill you found on the ground?
buy a pack of primetimes.

What would you do with your significant other if you knew today was your last day with them?
make the best of it and create some kick ass memories.

Have you said "I love you" today?
I said it to my mom.

What's one thing you actually remember about kindergarten?
when we got this huge ass doll house.

Did you cry at your graduation or smile because you were glad it was over?
i'm going to be crying and smiling.

Are you closer with your mom or dad?
mom.

Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
neither. pale is the new tan,bitches.

Is chocolate really better than sex?
Depends.. ;)

What's 2 of your favorite movies?
Chicago. I can watch that one over and over and over. Annddd... I dunno..

What's the last thing you think about before going to sleep at night?
How I should get up at a decent hour and clean my room and do my Math 24 shit.

What would you do if your best friend jumped on your ex the day after you two split?
be pissed.

How many rumors have you heard about yourself?
I don't think I've heard any of them, if there's been any.

Which one did you find to be the funniest?
n/a

Does your life seem to revolve around drama?
Not really.

What's a nickname you go by?
Julz, juju, etc.

How do you calm down when your extremely angry?
scream, throw things, and shower.

Do you prefer to work hard or hardly work?
hardly work

What are 3 places you want to see in the world?
Japan, Italy, Australia/New Zealand

A movie or a long walk in the park on the first date?
A movie at home.

What are 3 of the first things you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes,hair, smile.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Hopefully happy doing something I love, and hopefully out of Lethbridge.

In 10?
Out of Lethbridge.

Do long distance relationships actually work out?
No.

Ever thought you met "The One"?
No.

What are 2 of your favorite places to eat?
Quizno's and The Lighthouse

3 of your favorite places to shop?
HMV/Music World, Chapters, EB Games.

Do you currently have a job?
Nope. Not unless being a bum counts.

Which would you prefer...be rich and miserable, or poor and extremely happy?
poor & extremely happy.

What's one of your favorite TV shows?
LOST

What did you want to be when you "grow up"?
paleontologist or electronic technician

Would you ever date someone covered in tats and piercings?
sure

What's your favorite perfume or cologne for the opposite sex?
don't really have anything specific in mind...except, my dad wears Brute aftershave, and it smells sooooo good.

Do you believe the first kiss tells you everything you need to know about the relationship?
Nope

Where do your hands go when kissing someone?
crotch! Kidding. Neck, usually.

Do you know who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS!

How many showers do you take in one day?
1 at least.

Are those better when you've got someone to join you?
Wouldn't know but I wanna shower with someone some day.

Would you want a house at the beach or in the mountains?
Mountains!!

Which would you rather have...a huge walk in shower or a jacuzzi bath tub big enough for 2?
Both

What are 2 of your favorite colors?
Black and green.

Do you look up or at your feet when you walk?
up.

What do you think about people that are extremely skinny and actually likes the way they look?
If that's how they roll, then that's cool.

Who do you prefer...Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
ANISTON!

What's your favorite ice cream?
Anything chocolatey or coffee flavored or has mini peanut butter cups in it.

Do you like Starbucks...or are they just overpriced?
I like Starbucks, but they're definitely overpriced.

Are you a prep or a jeans-and-t-shirt type of person?
jeans and t-shirt

What color are your eyes?
browwwnnn.

Do you have glasses or contacts?
Glasses, but I don't wear them because they don't do me any good.

Ever had someone you love tell you they never want to see or talk to you again?
Not that I can recall.

How many times has an ex just called you up when you least expect it?
Well "he" called once.

Is it love at first sight or lust?
Depends on the person.

Which do you want...a big extravagant wedding or a quiet intimate ceremony?
intimate.

What's the most expensive thing you own?
my mp3 player.$479 aww yeah.

What's the most you've ever spent on a pair of jeans?
$30

What color are your bedroom walls?
ugh..lets not go there.

Do you ever actually make your bed?
not really.

How many pillows do you have to sleep with?
at least two.

Do you prefer to sleep alone or with someone?
With someone.

What is one of your pet peeves?
chewing noises, bad grammarzz and spelings@! Lol..uhm.. lots of stuff :P

What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?
sleep walker.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
eaten canned cat food.

Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?
sky dive!

Ever been outside of the US?
uhh yah.

Ever think Texas should just be part of Mexico?
oh ya.

How much do you think your house would be worth if it was setting in the hills of California?
More than $20!

What do you honestly think about the kids on Sweet 16?
That they're really fuckin' spoiled.

Are the shows on MTV too fake?
Yah.

Do you have to have some kind of noise to fall asleep?
Not anymore.

What time is it right now?
6:41 pm

What's your zodiac sign?
cancer, baby.

How long does it usually take you to get dressed?
5 mins

Do you prefer to call or text someone?
text

Who is your celebrity heart-throb?
Your mom

Would you have survived 100 years ago?
oh definitely.

What do you think the world will be like in 30 years?
lots of technology, disease, wars.

Do you have to be the center of attention?
nope

Do you save your money or spend it when you get your hands on it?
Depends

Are you a party animal or someone who prefers to stay in?
staying in, usually.

Ever been told you are "The Life of The Party"?
no

Did you get a new year's kiss?
no :(

What was one thing you wanted for your birthday you didn't get?
a pony

Are you a happy person?
now i am

If money was no option...what type car would you own?
Ford GT 40, baby. $151,000

Do you think you could actually survive the cost of living in California or New York?
No way

How many concerts have you been to?
2.

What are 3 set radio stations in your vehicle right now?
Rock 106, Country 95, and CKUA

Do they "wear-out" good songs by over playing them?
yeah

What's one thing you always said you'd never do but have done?
like evanescense?

Have you ever flat ironed your hair?
yup

What's the most you've ever payed for shampoo and conditioner?
like... $8 each?

Was it actually worth it?
yes.

Ever been told your a flirt?
no

What have you done that you are proud of?
admitting that i have depression

Do you go to church every Sunday?
is the pope homeboys with the devil?

Do you have a hidden talent?
yup

Are you an adrenaline junkie or someone who plays-it-safe?
adrenaline?

Do you like water parks?
yes, but i dont know how to swim

What do you normally eat for breakfast?
nothing

Ever been called a tease?
no

What is one of your childhood memories?
camping @ Chinook Lake

Do you like to cuddle?
YESSS

Do you have an actual comforter on your bed?
I have two

Do you like the heat or cold weather?
both

What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
sailor moon

Do you prefer dogs or cats?
both

When no one is home...do you actually walk around naked?
no. i hate being naked.

Have you ever seen a ghost?
yes

What's the best movie you've seen recently?
The Green Mile

Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?
both

Ever had a huge crush on someone and never tell them?
yes

Did your high school have the clicks like Mean Girls?
nah.

Are you a bashful or outgoing person?
bashful, usually

If you could change one thing about your body...would you?
yeah

If someone held a gun to your head and asked you..."Do you believe in God?" what would you say?
bitch plz.

Would you drive 1000 miles for the one you love?
sure if i knew how to drive.

What was one thing you was given as a child and still have?
a quilt my grandma made me

Do you have a favorite shirt or pair of jeans you wear over and over?
lol yes.

Will you move away from your hometown any time soon?
maybe.

Would you actually relocate for the one you can't live without?
yes

Does love really make you act crazy?
if you think it is love, yes

How many texts do you send on average a month?
like...20

Have you ever talked to a psychic?
nope

How many kids do you want?
2 max.

What's your favorite name for a girl and boy?
Your Majesty.

Have you ever actually snuck out of your house?
no

How many things have you done that your parents don't know about?
345658

Ever been taken to jail?
no

Have you ever had a pen pal?
yes in grade 3. she was from guyana

What are you about to do now that this survey is over?
shower and do laundry.